This “roll” I found in my camera roll

by bong_cumblebutt

35 Comments

  1. SignificantDrawer374

    It’s like they asked a 15 year old stock kid to take over and make something fancy to sell

  2. TurnipTim

    Very old fashioned at the least. But also the label reads each but there are 2 in the packaging?

  3. Wonderful-Piccolo509

    You can tell it’s good since it’s “Deli Made.” 

  4. rubberrr

    Absolutely cannot fathom the taste of this

  5. BasementCatBill

    Wot?

    This is perfect finger-food, a New Zealand culinary tradition!

  6. itwontcomeout123

    Dip it in ketchup or hot sauce or horse radish mayonnaise or bbq sauce or something

  7. Chillieater3000

    This is some Midwest shit if I ever seen it.

  8. henrytm82

    I ***have*** to know how much they were charging for six asparagus sprigs wrapped in Wonderbread.

  9. Extra points for the canned asparagus because that is 100% canned asparagus

  10. Total_Tumbleweed_870

    I never thought to use white bread when I run out of nori.

  11. Ok_Manager_3126

    This is not real ain’t no way bruh!

  12. PlasticDare9384

    So… there is someone actually try to make money with it???Seriously?

  13. asshley423

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    Who’s putting asparagus on some Wonderbread 😂

  14. CockSeeker007

    That is awesome! Made me laugh hard! Dayum!

  15. Traditional-Key-991

    It’s a roll, alright. “Roll your eyes and scoff”

    So stupid.

  16. Known_Ratio5478

    Honestly… this sounds like a great on the run snack. Maybe with hollandaise sauce as a dip?

  17. CherryBlossomChiaki

    And no ones talking about the two months between the made on and expiration date ???

  18. No_Box9057

    Nothing says, “Yeah I’ll pass!” More than smelly pee wrapped in store brand white bread! 🤣

  19. honesttruth2703

    That looks sad. I’d cry if someone gave me that.

  20. Empty_Equivalent_131

    shit that bread will ne stale after 15 minutes

  21. elvis-brown

    Australia or New Zealand traditional snacks

  22. ClintEastwont

    Someone complained there wasn’t enough vegan options at the deli bar, and this is what they came up with

  23. YuukiAliceMS

    So…I know I can’t be mad at this because it is technically correct but I am SO mad.

  24. orkkid3

    When the “roll” is called up yonder, I won’t be there.

  25. Tragic_Ketchup

    Eeeeewwww. What a terrible thing to do to that asparagus.

    Why was it on your camera roll?? That’s the bigger question!

  26. alfredomova

    of course it had to me Electronic Arts…